LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
when life gives u lemons
pee on them
More like, pee on life until it gives you lemons
To be honest Wall-e and EVE remind me so much of Clint and Natasha
3rd grade crushes
#6763cd #6692d2 #67cdd7 #8fe8d3 #baccd0 #e0b0da #e48fd3
10 o’ Clock in the Morning
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NO WAY. NO WAY.
I’m sorry but I’ve never met another Leap Year Baby and I’m like super excited about this so don’t freak out if I follow you or anything. That is so cool. Oh my goodness.
1) circle with lines
2) face, head, neck
4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows
6) everything else
thnx 4 help Steph
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Stars spoiling the movie version of old books during interviews.
The fact that Martin doesn’t look “sorry” at all gets me.
I’m glad that Ferguson is getting attention, seriously I am, but I haven’t seen ONE post about what is happening over seas. Not even one post about the pictures above. Children are being beheaded and dragged into the streets where they are then shot because their families are Christian. Women are being raped and murdered. Men are being murdered. PEOPLE are dying. It’s a Christian Holocaust. And I haven’t seen anything on Tumblr.
Why aren’t any of you furious about this?! Where’s the “social justice?” ISIS is murdering people who don’t convert to Islam (yes, I know they’re extremists and not all Muslims are like that. Save yourself the rant) but I really want to know why this hasn’t been given the attention it deserves.
Seriously, guys. This is really scary, and we need to raise attention for these people. They so desperately need our prayers and support.
It hasn’t gotten the attention it deserves because most of the people on this website only want to talk about Christianity when they can criticize it. They want to talk about how whiney Christians are or how discriminatory Christians are or complain that the church isn’t taxed in America (never mind that they don’t know shit about non-profit laws, but I digress), but the fact of the mater is, Christian’s are persecuted by ISIS. They’re persecuted by North Korea (owning a bible will get you and three generations of your family in a nazi-style “work camp.”)
It hasn’t gotten the attention it deserves because people judge Christian’s on stereotypes, the same way the Fox News types judge Muslims on stereotypes.
People are dying because of their faith. They are being murdered in the streets because they’re Christians. They are people and they deserve your attention, compassion, and support.
so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then